February 2013
November 2012
FACT: A sports bra and boxers on a girl is sexier...
she may have broken my heart, but i will always...
Things I'll Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Wow, this is an accurate depiction of me.
holy crap guys....
hahaha i haven’t been on here in a loooooooooooooong while…
September 2012
gemmyd:
so you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food
damagedg000ds:
palesexuality:
why aren’t there friend pick up lines
pick up lines to make friends
like
“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else
because you’re a beautiful individual”
omg
From this point on, nothing but truth: Love. →
doyoudriveafastcarr:
I think you can love multiple people in life. You will love multiple people. It can catch you completely off guard. In fact majority of the time it will. I even think that you can love more than one than one person at a time and I fully believe you will always love a person once you’ve started….
Turn On's;
Intimacy. Touch me in the right parts. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand.
Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it.
Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you.
Care. Because not many...
Norcal girls...
^-^ thx casa de fruta for making the drive worth while
wheelcher2:
coolpup:
is it pets mart or pet smart
are we human or are we dancers
PetSmart